I Will Arise

I Will Arise

At first I looked great
I was fabulous
Kept thinking I could always live with my vain style
But then I spent so many nights
Drinking beer and eating crap
I grew fat
And now I want my old look back

And now I’m mad
To myself
I just looked into a mirror and saw that sad look down my waist
I should take that stupid walk
I should’ve made that exercise
If I'd known for just one second I’d get these chubby thighs

Go now go
Walk outta door
Just take that walk now
’Cause you’re not skinny anymore
Wasn’t I the one who always mocked people like
Do you think he’s fatso?
Do you think he’s eaten enough pie?

No no not I
I will arise
Oh as long as I’m not getting laid
I know I’ll need a diet
I’ve got calories to burn
I’ve got lifestyle to be turned
And I’ll survive
I will arise

It may take all the strength I have not to use a car
Keep trying hard to avoid the pieces of a chocolate bar
And I’ll spend oh so many nights being sober with my friends
I’m gonna cry
But not forget the reason why
And you’ll see me
At my be-est
I’m not that ugly chubby fatso with the man breast
So I learnt a lesson taunting fatsos ain’t that fair
Now I’m saving all my bad words for someone with bad hair

Go now go
Walk outta door
Just take that walk now
’Cause you’re not skinny anymore
Wasn’t I the one who always mocked people like
Do you think he’s fatso?
Do you think he’s eaten enough pie?

No no not I
I will arise
Oh as long as I’m not getting laid
I know I’ll need a diet
I’ve got calories to burn
I’ve got lifestyle to be turned
And I’ll survive
I will arise

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Plösö yliopistoelämä , 22 ikävuoden myötä tapahtunut aineenvaihdunnan hidastuminen ja suklaanhimoni ovat johtaneet johonkin, mitä pidin mahdottomana: olen lihonnut!

Varsinaisesti painonnousu ei ole kovinkaan suurta, mutta hätyyttelen 60 kilon rajaa.

Repsahtamisestani inspiroituneena sain idean sanoittaa I Will Survive -diskoklassikon uusiksi. Täähän on jopa aika hauska? Ehkä joskus sopivassa humalatilassa laulan tämän karaokessa alkuperäisversion päälle. : D